
Now I know why they call it "Dam to Dam". It has nothing to do with the fact that it starts at a dam and ends at, or, actually, nearly ends at a dam. They should rename the damn race just plain "The DAMN Race!!!"
Truthfully, it wasn't all that bad. I wasn't as ready as I hoped I would be due to the events of the preceding two weeks, but, overall, I finished okay and feeling well even though I had my worst time ever (7 minutes slower than last year).
It started out warmer than I like, 66 degrees, and was around 80 when I finally finished. The higher than normal starting temperature caused me doubt and I psyched myself out. I started hydrating at 4 miles, which I never do, and kept it up at pretty much every water station thereafter. I also walked up the 2 or 3 small hills that exist on the course.
All I could think of was four years ago when very high temperatures, extreme humidity, no wind and no cloud cover created a running experience that caused many able-bodied runners to literally drop to the ground. I'll never forget the young man who went down right in front of me when we were only 100 feet or so from the finish line. I felt so sorry for him as I jumped over his motionless body!
Dam to Dam is always one of my favorite annual events, but I do have some gripes this year. First, they have ALWAYS had people at the mile markers calling out times and race clocks at the splits - Nothing this year until mile 10! What's up with that??? Who cares at that point??? There's only 2.4 miles left! Either you've got it in the bag or you don't at that point!!!
No sport drink on the course this year until well after the 11 mile mark. Who thought of that great idea??? All we had was water and it was warm from sitting out in the Sun. Yummy when you're running 20K. I haven't belched so much since I drank a 2 liter bottle of Coke, ate a roll of Mentos, and got on the neighbors trampoline. The 11 mile mark, jeez Einstein!
Where were the spectators, bands, cheerleaders of years past? Sure, some folks came out, but they were few and far between. Interest seems to have waned even though it was the largest group of participants ever. 3,700 runners this year! I heard one person say that no one probably knew the race was going on since there was no publicity this year. Sure, runners know to look for it, but not the spectators I guess. Watching from a lawn chair, while enjoying a nice Marlboro, is apparently a more passive sport.
And then there is the finish line experience. Two chutes funneling down to one line where you, 1) Get your finishers medal, 2) get some water, and, 3) finally, get some Gatorade. You may also have to kill a few non-runners along the way since there is no barricade to keep the public from walking in front of you, cutting in line, getting a finisher's medal, water, Gatorade etc. My favorite, the sudden "baby stroller in your path" is a classic maneuver. I guess folks don't realize that since you just ran for 2 hours your legs may be a little fatigued and it may be difficult for you to stop quickly. I felt bad about what happened, but explained to the clueless mother that the new tattoo on her toddler's forehead might win her some sponsorship “moola” from Adidas! I thought it was a clever comment, she didn't.
The other thing about the finish is they put the Gatorade last in line! Last!!!??? Why not first??? We've already had all the lukewarm vomit-water we can handle. Some lukewarm, sweat-based sport drink would be much preferred!!! I guess that stuff is gold or something. The race organizers really don't seem to want any of us runners drinking it.
Bottom line, fun! And I'll do it again next year. I think it's time for the race organizers to realize that the Dam race has grown up. It’s time for, Chip Timing (4+ minutes to get up to the STARTING line). Timing along the course. Sport drink for all and often!... And don't have the chutes go into 1 exit lane, have it branch out to 4 or 6 or 8 like the “real” races do!!!
Lastly, and most importantly... Lose the slogan, "The biggest 20K in America". Excuse me, but has anyone ever heard of another 20K anywhere? 20K? 12.4 miles??? Hey, let's knock ourselves out, add another 0.7 mile and call it "The Dam Half-Marathon, the Damndest Race in America"!!!